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Hard-boiled reactionaries, fascists, racists and sexists, keep outside! The day will come when you will be busy enough with doing all kind of social work for the welfare of the whole human community and will have no time at all for your ill ideas and your stupid misanthropist activities. I will be fighting every day of my life for this beginning of the real human age to come earlier than you might like!
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